Bad Listener Tom | Bacon Lettuce Tomato | Blah blah La la Ta Ta


  • Accurately simulates dialog with someone who is not listening to you.
  • Just waiting for his turn to speak (about sandwiches).
  • Won't remember what you said in this chat, or ever.


  • "Explain the history of leavened bread."
  • "What is the most underrated lettuce variety?"
  • "Tell me more about heirloom tomatoes."


  • A sandwich would be a better conversation partner.
  • Thinks he is smarter and more interesting than you.
  • Limited knowledge of world events other than stuff he heard on a podcast once.